Saturday, November 27, 2010

Pervert alert!
Singapore Police Force civilian officer mixes his semen into female colleagues' drinks.
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This is why we should be careful and guard our food and drinks.  Do not simply accept and eat food given to us.  It might be tainted or in this part of our world, the food can be "hexed", "cursed" by wicked people or even envious jealous friends using "bomohs" or "black magic" or whatever. 

Friday, November 12, 2010

Amusing English signage in China

Two weeks ago I saw on tv news, our Tourism Minister apologising for the English spelling mistakes found in Malaysia's brochures used at the Shanghai World Expo which ended on 31 Oct.  She said there was no mistakes when the brochure was designed and written.  To save cost they had it printed in Shanghai.  The Chinese printers were obviously not fluent in the English language, and had made the spelling mistakes.  Don't the Malaysian staff check and follow up to ensure accuracy?  Where is their efficency.....Instead they just conveniently blame it on the Chinese.  

I received an amusing email with these signages found in China.
Pardon the foul words and vulgar meaning after Chinese translation into "Chinglish"?

Crafty people also very slippery la..

Wonder how the friendly security guard sort it out.

Crap your hands....

What part of the cow is "cow something"..

Fresh "herpes" - anyone.

big dump...dumpling....fork pork...

a lot of people love to eat these, but not me.

warning on disposal of chewing gum.












 


So turists and poopies, can't you spik Inglish now? I had a good laugh, hope you had one too.
(No offence to China)

Wednesday, November 3, 2010

Malacca:  Illegal RM2.5 million mansion built on church land demolished.

Why did the family built the mansion despite it not approved? 

The Star online news